Annnnd I finally typed out my quote files. All in specific easy categories, too.
Landers: And all we can find from this era is metabolic waste, since there were no
Kristy: So what, poop?
Landers: ... Yes. Cell poop. But since we're all so intelligent in here we're going to call it metabolic waste.
Jenna: Well if everyone's jumping off a cliff, then it must be fun so of course I'm gonna do it too.
Justin O: I get up at 7 O'clock.
Sarah: Are you freakin' nuts?! That's when I go to sleep!
Kristy: Where would you find a cliff in Florida? Do you mean a seawall? Because jumping off of those can really hurt.
*Caitlin B is wearing socks with "sex" written all over them*
Josh: I'd wear those even if I wasn't a girl!
SomeGuy: Reggie, your mom's gonna pick us up.
SomeGuy: Your mom!
Reggie: No, your mom.
Playing Kingdom Hearts:
KH2 Rikku: Later taters!
Kristy: "taters"? We're potatoes now?
Sarah: This place has crappy treasure.
Kristy: Well, it's in melons! What did you expect?
Caitlin L: *tosses Pooh stuffed animal at Sarah*
Sarah: Yay! Salvation of teh Pooh!
Kristy: That would make a good keyblade.
Sarah: What, 'Salvation'?
Kristy: Or 'Salvation of teh Pooh'
Sarah: That's what we have exlax for.
Kristy: That would make a good keyblade, too.
Sarah: What would you use it for?
Kristy: Beating the crap out of people.
Kristy: Yeah! I got my defense weaponisms now!
Mrs. Turner: Who wants to go next?
Caitlin B & Joanne: Me!
Mrs. Turner: Okay. You can fight over it then.
Caitlin B: You can go.
Joanne: No, you.
Caitlin B: I don't mind.
Joanne: But you really wanted to.
Kristy: Wow, you guys fight so well.
Joanne: I'm going to breathe just as much, if not more, air, so you'll have none left.
Mom: The Ten Commandments of Origami?
Kristy: Uh huh. I didn't read them.
*Kristy is twirling a string of beads around her fingers*
*beads slip off and hit something across the table*
Sarah H: So, what did we learn from this?
*Kristy picks up beads again and proceeds to continue twirling them*
Kristy: Not much.
Sarah: Absolutely nothing.
Reggie: Damn that corner!
Joanne: Are you on Myspace?
Joanne: Your parents had sex. Are you okay with that?
Emily: Well, actually I... I hadn't considered that. No.
Joanne: Well, too bad! You're considering it now!
Mrs. Charnell: Now, if I knew how to call the office I would.
*Sarah and Kristy are fighting with plastic knives*
Sarah: Can I be Aramis?
Kristy: Sure! Can I be Phillipe?
*fight some more*
Kristy: Wait, why are Aramis and Phillipe fighting? He's the only one Aramis wasn't against at some point.
Sarah: Dunno. Lover's spat?
Kristy: You just threw The Alienist across the room?! That's dangerous! You could take out an eye!
Kristy: Well it must be a good idea if I've had it before.
Gretchen: Taylor Wald, you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Mrs. Reid: That's the problem with technology, it starts out as something good then people like Andrew figure out how to misuse it.
Andrew: What are you talking about? I don't misuse technology!
Joanne: No, you just get the whole school banned from Wikipedia.
Joanne: Laurie! You need your own life!
Mrs. Angello: You should have seen my friend, she was weird and a half!
Joanne: I wouldn't recommend baking a cake and putting a real fetus in it...
Sarah: We hid the food from the Yale representative!
Caitlin B: All I asked was that my mom wear clothes, she didn't even do that!
SCAD Summer Seminar:
Kristy: Harry Potter's a Horcrux.
Seamus: Who's a whore?
teammate #1: What's our score?
teammate #2: The square root of win.
"Can I have the ketchup or are you still building with it?"
"All your PS3s are belong to us."
Caitlin B: Our class is like in Star Wars when Luke blew up the Death Star and the Death Star was exploding and the Millennium Falcon escaped...
Sarah: So we're the Millennium Falcon?
Caitlin B: No, the class of 2007 was the Millennium Falcon. We're still on the Death Star.
Moe: I'll hand out the papers.
Moe: Was that a racial comment?
People at fork: Which way?
People at fork: *walk right*
Marshall: *walks left*
People at fork: Dude. You're a jerk!
Sarah: Do not question our logic. Otherwise it will fail.
Ashley: That's kind of like how this school works.
Caitlin B: I'm gonna go find Mrs. Evans to approve this.
Kristy: Do you want to switch to a uniform jacket?
Caitlin B: No, I'll risk it. It'll be like a thrill ride!
Kristy: I'm a Decepticon!
Kristy's Mom: You are?
Kristy: Yes! I'm wearing all black and I'm gonna run off into the night and destroy military bases!
Kristy's Mom: You better put on some shoes, it's cold out.
Kristy: it really is. I'm going back inside.
Caitlin B: I did my homework. That's new!
Librarian: What was that?
Student: Just something that exploded in my backpack from the heat.
Lady who checks belts/shirts at lunch: I need to see your belts... *looks at Sarah* Oh, nevermind. I know you have one.
Kristy: *in a whisper* You don't have a belt, do you?
Jaryd: Uugh. Why don't I have a house and a yard and a wife?
Sarah: You did one of the Little Shop posters, right? Which one?
Kristy: The one that looks like it was actually done by someone with artistic ability.
Sarah: I figured.
Sarah: You drew yourself with one eye?
Kristy: Cyclops! Cyclops!
Grace: Well I actually am half-blind in one eye. The other one's fine.
Kristy: Mutant! Mutant!
John Burns: I think I'll come to school naked.
Brianna: You're not allowed to do that.
John Burns: Why not?
Kristy: Because we have standards, John.
Reggie: Because Ashley has 3 penises.
Caitlin L: Dahlia Hawthorne, in Minnie Mouse's garden, with the DS.
Kristy: Because going to Disney is totally about playing Phoenix Wright.
Caitlin L: *singing songs from the Finding Nemo musical* Sometimes things look baaaad~
Then poof! The moment is gooooone~
*her soda explodes all over her*
Sarah: And what do we do~
Everyone else: We just keep swimming ooooon~
Kristy: Hey, that one guy singing on screen? he was just attacked by 3 vampire chicks. Do you think he's dying, lamenting that they betrayed him, or lamenting being turned into a vampire?
Sarah: I think he's lamenting getting vampire STDs.
Mrs. Rivera: Andrew? Is he here?
Kristy: He's incapacitated.
Andrew: I'm detacapidated.
Mrs: Turner: Do you think you're the greatest thing ever created? Because you are.
I almost stared crying when I typed the last one in. Does anyone have Mrs. Turner's number? because somehow I don't.